0616 Female Led Relationships: Pegging him DOES NOT make him gay

(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) You want real? I'll show you real. If I could fart right now, I would. Put the mic right in my butt. Wow, you are on fire. This podcast is intended for mature audiences only. If you're not 18 years of age or older, there are thousands of other podcasts you can listen to and you can come back and visit us when you are 18. This podcast is meant solely for entertainment. We are not licensed doctors, lawyers, or therapists. We simply have a fascination with the lifestyle and I'd love to share it with you and get your thoughts and opinions. Welcome back. Hi, Sammy. Hey, how's it going? Great. Thanks for asking. Let's get back to the coffee. What are we talking about today? Wait, do we have housekeeping? Well, we should housekeep what we're doing right now. Okay, get her done. So this will be one of the last two episodes in the studio. End of a chapter. 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He knows nothing about the podcast or our lifestyle. Just FYI. He just has really good fucking hot sauce. But he'd probably say, oh, whatever. Yeah. He's very laid back. Cool dude, but... Any who. Yeah. Instagram, anywhere you can order from there. And if you're in... I'll use the fuck out of this segment. Yep. Southern Minnesota. Yep. Right on the Iowa border. Austin, Elbert, Lee area. You can buy it in some of their local gas stations. Right. Fucking delicious. If you happen to be passing through. Yep. Maybe at the quick trip or something. I forget where I thought. No, it's at the Ankeny's next to the quick trip right off the interstate. That's what it is. I don't know where else it is in town. I just know it's at that Ankeny's. And I don't even know if it's Ankeny's anymore. Anyway. Any who. Yeah. Okay. So we're shutting down the studio. We are. Because we got fired. End of a chapter. Oh, wait. Have we mentioned that? Yeah. I'm pretty sure we have. Pretty sure this podcast is why we got fired. Yep. I don't fucking care. We should probably name them now. No, I don't give a shit. What's going to happen? I don't care. We're letting it go because we are big humans and we are letting it go. And I don't mean physically big. I fucking hate them. Anyways. I don't hate all of them. Yes. We're shutting down the studio because currently we are almost a three hour drive from the studio as it is. So it makes no sense to keep this. Plus, we'll be headed out in September for the beet harvest. Anybody that couldn't see my husband, he was crossing his fingers. I was. We're a little trepidatious. Is that the right word? About being able to go? It's just. Is trepidatious the word? It's been a fucking year. It has been a year. So. Yep. Not even pardon my nervousness. And listen, anybody who's watching this, don't scroll because my hair's in pigtails. I'm trying to prove a point. I have a hat and pigtails, but fucking I have makeup on. What more do you fuckers want from me? Insta fucking gram. Listen, if you don't follow Christine Kellogg on Instagram, you probably should because everybody else is watching their stuff. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Anywho, onto it. Yeah. Okay. This was. Listen, that was housekeeping. Hi, Judy. We got to be fast because we only have a certain amount of card space. And listen, enjoy this backdrop because. Welcome back, GoPros. Yes. So happy. Yes. What were we talking about? What were we going to talk about? Oh, blowjobs. Speaking of Instagram. Okay. Yeah. Listen, he ain't getting none. Oh, no, no, no. You went down a different hole than I was thinking. I'd like to go down that hole. Anyways. What were you thinking? Blowjobs. We were talking about the clip. Wasn't it a blowjob? Yeah. I said that. One of your, one of the posts. Were you thinking about me giving you a blowjob? Yes. Yes. That's not happening. Not going to happen. Nope. One of the posts that we put out last week, I think it was, had to do with, it was a past episode. Season two episode. I'm catching up on the season two and all the things. I'm getting better. Anyways. Nobody cares. Continue on. Along the lines of, it would be super fucking hot to see somebody. Giving you a blowjob. Giving me a blowjob. A man. Right. And not a woman. And you can't explain why, but whatever. Yeah. Why would it not make me jealous to see a man suck your dick? I don't know. Anyway. But then you also mentioned that I would actually prefer the other way. That you would be performing the oral. Yes. And the amount of comments, there's a lot of pluses and minuses. Get ready folks. I'm going to let her rip. A lot of comments could be summed up with the phrase in one of the comments that said, tell me you're not gay. No, tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay. Yeah. Tell me you're gay without saying you're gay. Tell me you're a fucking idiot without telling me you're a fucking idiot. No filter. This is a hot button topic. Oh, I know. Even with the pegging, just because you like a fucking rod put in your hole, who you are attracted to is mental. If you ask a gay person, what makes them gay? They are attracted to the same sex. It has nothing to do, I mean, obviously it has something to do with the fucking sexual side of it. Right. That comes alongside, right? Receiving a blowjob. Why does it make you gay if the mouth is a man? It's a fucking mouth. Yeah. Oh, it's a hot button topic for me. I just think people, I'm going to get canceled and I'm not even there. I'm not even famous yet. I can't get canceled. Yeah. Dick cancel. What's the difference? Side note, if you saw me at the lacrosse Irish fair. The other. Why did you not say hi? The other couple I was with was actually my best friend and her son. Yes. You totally could have come over and said hello. I'm not mad. I'm like, we were so close. We just keep waiting. Is somebody going to recognize me? Is somebody going to recognize me? And somebody did. And somebody did. Maybe I am famous in lacrosse. A little bit. Yeah. Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Yeah. 17 minutes for me to rant about how I think people are fucking idiots if they think you're gay. I'm real sorry. I mean, listen, even if he was, obviously I would care if you were gay because we wouldn't be together probably. A hundred percent. I have to call my tits or we're going to. No. Well, just. Let it all out. Okay. Do you think you're gay? No. I think maybe at most I'm bi. That's it. We're done. Right. But I mean. Fucking dumb. Okay. But here, here's the difference. I am not actively like looking, searching out or whatever. No. You know, I'm not looking for a little side action or whatever. Right. This specifically has to do with our relationship. Right. This is bringing another person in. Right. Right. This is not something you would actively seek outside of our relationship. That's what you're saying. A hundred percent. This is like you watching me have sex with another man. It's a kink for. I hate that fucking word in this reference. But it would be like, it'd be like a turn on for me because I enjoy viewing that. Yes. Right. Much like I enjoy viewing you and another man or men or women or whatever. I enjoy you. Break train. Anyway. I enjoy you and. Whatever else that entails. Yeah. Buckle up. For real? No. Oh, damn it. I'm just kidding. You're so fucking sassy today. We should have recorded the conversation we had in the truck on the way over here. That was a good conversation. Anyway. Oh, that's another episode. Back at the ranch. Yeah. I think that you can enjoy things outside of the normal. Without having to claim a difference in your sexuality. Like, I don't think you enjoying me pegging you makes you gay. Right. I like the feeling. I like the idea of control. I like it's an all encompassing kind of thing. Right. Yes. It has. Usually we're uncomposed. Better take that out. Look what you did there. I said encompassed, which is usually the autocorrect to uncomposed. Like when I say fuck and it puts duck because I always say duck you anyway. I think that my biggest. I don't know if I was quite this fired up about it when we when we've talked about it before. My watch wants me to breathe. I don't know that I have talked about or I don't know that I was this fired up about it in the past when we talked about it. I think that just being around so many people who are so close minded. Like since you brought it up and we're in the area, right? Like my job performance was no different because of this podcast. And listen, you can tell me till you're blue in the face that one of the owner's friends heard me on a podcast. How do they know who I am? And how the fuck did they find my podcast? That is so fucking full of shit. But anyways. But that's not the but the point being that, you know, so close minded. Right. That I'm going to get fired for something that I do in my fucking bedroom. Yes. Because I talk about it on a podcast. Like literally, if you listen to my podcast, 99% of it is me telling you how you can communicate better with your partner. A hundred percent. Active listening. Good relationships. Yes. All the things. That is the goal of my podcast. Yes. And the rest we call sprinkles. Right. It's been a fucking hot damn minute since we've talked about the sprinkles. Unless it's some of the old episodes that somebody found. Well, that's. Whatever. Wait, that's where. So in season two, we were in a different place in a different season or whatever. But not like we were actively in fact. In fact, in that episode, specifically, there was an area that says, my poor subbie doesn't get anything. And he will maintain that he is the happiest he's ever been in his life. That is still true today. And that was season two. So that would have been what, year two of the podcast? Yeah. That's probably about how long it's been since he got any action. Pretty much. Are you still the happiest man alive? Absolutely. Isn't he a great liar? I've got him trained. I'm just kidding. I know he's happy because he's married to me. Every night I tell you. That's how I know. Yes. I reaffirm that I'm not held. You know what else he declares? I'm not gay. Just kidding. He does not. No, it doesn't even come up. It was so frustrating to me. I just don't understand. I do understand. I understand that as time goes on, this is going to become more commonplace. This relationship style open. I mean, I think it could go too far with the younger generation. I feel like things might go a little too far, but who am I to judge? I'll probably be dead. So whatever. But I just don't understand. There are people that I encounter that I don't really care for something they believe. But at their core, they're a good person. Absolutely. And what they believe isn't directly affecting me. Right. So why can't I just be a decent human? Right. Like, what are you getting other than me fired up out of posting on Instagram that you're gay because you would suck another man's dick? Boy, when you say that out loud, it really kind of does. Just kidding. I mean, I scrapped the whole episode. I'll fucking die on that hill. Wait a minute. Let me say that out loud. I mean, I understand. Okay. So my fiery rant in the beginning might have been a bit excessive. Nope. I mean, I don't. It's how you feel. It is how I feel. I don't believe that that makes you gay. But I don't understand what you're benefiting. Like, does that guy feel better because he commented on your thing that you're gay? Right. That's the point. Like, what's the purpose? Like, why can't we all just do what we want and not do what we want to do? Because I read through all the comments. Yeah, because you're a good subbie. Right. Well, because I'm, you know. Nosy. Yeah, a little bit. But what's, you know, what's going on? What's the reaction? Like, I like to read through the thing sometimes. And a lot of it is, it was either, your husband's gay, right? Just flat out. Do you see the look of concern on my face? No, because she knows I'm not. And even if I was, whatever, right? But that's besides the point. You can be my gay best friend. The other part was, what did you say? I said, I would take you as my gay best friend. Would you? Yeah. I'd be a really good gay best friend. I just really want to watch. Anywho. We listen and we don't judge. Right. Continue. The other complaint or whatever was, that we're sick. Nope, I feel fine. Yeah, no, we're sick. And one of them was, something about the world's gone down the toilet. Yes, my husband, me saying that my husband wants to give a blow job, that is the problem with the world right now. I'm not going to say anything more than that. We have solved it all. You heard it here first. It's our fault that diesel is $5.69 a gallon. I'm sorry. Way to go, fucker. I'm going to pass the blame to you. Fuck sakes. It's so fucking stupid. It's your dirty whore mouth getting everything in trouble. I don't even care. Those were the two knocks, the two sides that were knocking. The rest kind of looked like, well, I mean, you've got all kinds of invitations all over the world. Is that your pube hair? Maybe. Not. A hundred percent not. Not a hair in my mouth. Whose could it be? Anyway. Maybe you'll tell me someday. Probably not. I like that, actually. That's kind of fun. And the rest where you have invitations to England and Boston and because there's all guys. All the guys want to let you suck their dicks? Yes. Are they all gay? They must be. That's fantastic. I don't think they are. You know how fashionable the world would be if everyone was gay? That's a very terrible stereotype, isn't it? A hundred percent. Sorry, I thought we were on that mission. What else can we say that's very stereotypical? You've had a lot of caffeine, haven't you? No, I'm just fucking tired and I don't have a filter. I know. My hair is in fucking pigtails, so nobody's going to watch this. You look a little bit different now than you did, what, two, three, four, whatever years ago. Do I? Yeah. I feel like I look... Plus, we had a different studio then. Yep. And it did like... Listen. Oh, well. Watch me or don't. Yep. You want real? I'll show you real. If I could fart right now, I would. I'd put the mic right in my butt. Wow, you are on fire. Not in my butt. That's too much. It's unsanitary. Yes. Because then how can I do ASMR? Anywho. Yeah, is there anything... We've got six minutes and 44 seconds to make this fucking train wreck something good. I think it's been pretty good. I think you made your point. We agree on the point. Yeah. Sam's sauce. Sam's sauce. So good. You made your point. And I think there are probably... The listeners to this podcast understand, right? And identify. Yeah. Really, right? The non-listeners or the general public or the misguided, whatever, they shoot first. They don't even ask questions. Very polite of you. I'm just saying. I appreciate you. I'll rein it in. That's what's wrong with the world, right? Agreed. Where you just fucking make that snap decision and move on, right? You don't even fucking know. Well, social media is toxic. If you go back and look at this podcast and everything that I've had to say, social media is toxic. Let me tell you this. If you are a man out there who enjoys pegging, this sounds like a commercial. I feel like I should move this out of the way. If you are a man out there that enjoys pegging, that does not make you gay. It is a sexual orifice. Right? Is this considered a sexual orifice? It can be. I mean, mine is not. No, but... Just depends on the person, right? Some are, yeah. Anyway, don't feel... Don't be ashamed of it. Don't be ashamed of it, but be prepared because if you talk about it with anybody, I mean, this is something that you find a partner that you trust with everything you have. And then you make... Yes. If you get to a point... And that's what I think is shitty, right? I'm not saying everybody should walk around having pegging or acting irresponsibly with their sexual acts, right? But what I'm saying is be prepared for kickback. Yes. So you have to make sure that you are very comfortable. Yep. And confident. And confident or be ready for the kickback. Yep. I mean, I don't know. Honestly, nobody's ever said anything to us. They've never... Not in person because nobody talks to us. I mean, we are the invisible couple. We are. That's a story time for another time. Anyway. That kind of sums it up though, right? I think so. What you do is your business. It's nobody else's business. Whether you're gay, bi, curious, queer, whatever the label is. If you're any of that, that's your business and nobody else's. Here's how I operate my life. Right here. You just light bulb, ting. What you do in your bedroom does not affect my day-to-day life. Nope. And I'm not going to treat you any differently because of what you do in your bedroom. Exactly. Like that's your choice. Yours and your partner's. As long as everybody's consenting, I don't give a shit. It's not good when I can see myself in the camera. Oh, why? Anyways. I'm not gonna do it. Let's land this plane. Yes, let's. It's let's crash this train into the mountain and call her a day. Just be you. Be kind. Love each other. Don't be a fucking idiot. Nope. I love you all. Can we come in?